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</description><title>craigslisting</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @craigslisting)</generator><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Published Poet</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Some poet!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3963276864_1e2783554c_o.jpg" align="middle" height="192" width="574"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/3962501695_5c0ae1ee3d_o.jpg" align="middle" height="543" width="577"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/199303848</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/199303848</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rocking Chair Very Haunted</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I don’t know but I think this guy was messing with me.  SERIOUS SELLERS ONLY ON CRAIGSLIST, PLEASE.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3510/3877043056_3ef22c6c3b_o.jpg" align="middle" height="352" width="663"/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/3877043062_181b594393_o.jpg" height="393" width="535"/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/3877043064_90767dcaf5_o.jpg" height="364" width="534"/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2671/3877043066_d39886ab67_o.jpg" height="312" width="534"/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3528/3877043070_9d16afafbf_o.jpg" height="266" width="534"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/176798634</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/176798634</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:32:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ONION-TRAINER™</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p style="font-size: 16"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Had another great idea for a great product.  I think this is going to take off in a big way and you all are the first to see it!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2621/3833330233_d9c5f4e0b3_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3833330587_8d010794b9_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-size: 16; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: ONION-TRAINER.JPG»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/3833359427_55823dd322_o.jpg" height="351" width="468"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="font-size: 16"&gt;&lt;i&gt;So then I emailed this publicist that &lt;a href="http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/60704995/tinytoilers-tm"&gt;I met a while ago&lt;/a&gt; on Craigslist to get help promoting the ONION-TRAINER™:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2549/3833361365_4d1bfdc450_o.png" height="291" width="612"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="font-size: 16; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: SALESPITCH.DOC»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2603/3834125304_0756729759_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2546/3833332117_f921e79f2c_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-size: 16"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;LOOK FOR THE ONION-TRAINER™ AT A BUCKS COUNTY PET STORE NEAR YOU!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/165771820</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/165771820</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HOLY CRAP: The founder of Craigslist just tweeted at me</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;So, I &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Adrianchen/status/2825261030"&gt;tweeted&lt;/a&gt; this:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2439/3752602009_cc8bcf8309_o.png" height="293" width="619"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;And Craig Newmark, THE FOUNDER OF THE INTERNET CLASSIFIEDS WEBSITE CRAIGSLIST.ORG, &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/craignewmark/status/2825278383"&gt;tweeted&lt;/a&gt; back at me:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;I THINK MY “O,” “M,” AND “G” KEYS JUST BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="text-align: left"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guys, should I tell him about Craigslisting!?  I mean, on the one hand, maybe Craig would get a kick out of it, right?  But on the other hand, maybe he’ll sue me?  I don’t know, help.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Will Craig and I be ever be friends!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/148475992</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/148475992</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:11:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Michael Jackson Tickets</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;ABC, RIP&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3666983722_f2fe3669fc_o.png" height="357" width="511"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3411/3666177881_d658dab373_o.png" height="592" width="475"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3567/3666177773_3e9153988f_o.png" height="80" width="475"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3624/3666177737_e18e24ed42_o.png" height="233" width="473"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;10 hours later…&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center; text-size: 4"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3404/3666177715_cfc666a914_o.png" height="156" width="474"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/131448043</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/131448043</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:42:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I didn't post for a month</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I realize posts have been sparse lately.  This is because I just moved to New York City and have been setting up my life and starting a new &lt;a href="http://slate.com/id/2220925/"&gt;internship&lt;/a&gt;. If you’re angry about the lack of updates you should check out the &lt;a href="http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/127712261/best-of-craigslisting"&gt;Best of Craigslisting&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/archive"&gt;Complete Archives&lt;/a&gt;.  And if you live in New York you could buy me a beer and explain to me in person why I suck and am lazy.  As things settle down adventures should be starting again in earnest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-ADRIAN (CHEN)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.S. &lt;b&gt;FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER:&lt;/b&gt; Now that Twitter is &lt;a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/archives/171381.asp"&gt;causing revolutions&lt;/a&gt; in Iran and stuff, I figured I should start becoming a more active twitterer.  I think the Iranian revolution had like 200,000 followers, so if I can get that many it will be only a matter of time before one of my tweets overthrows a theocratic, authoritarian government.  I only have 76 followers now.  You can follow me at: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/adrianchen"&gt;twitter.com/Adrianchen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/127651462</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/127651462</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:59:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>NOW</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3647428970_c9ecccf769_o.png" height="471" width="606"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3647428882_05fb710907_o.png" height="180" width="564"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3609/3647428824_b1a9301f7f_o.png" height="167" width="559"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/127575479</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/127575479</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:49:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Willing to Travel</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Seriously, though, can anyone help my buddy Samuel out in this situation?? -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3569083642_558d4b266e_o.png" height="258" width="590"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3568272403_6715c60d3d_o.jpg" height="154" width="593"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/3568272449_e1272b5929_o.jpg" height="57" width="595"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3568272523_49e372195b_o.jpg" height="140" width="596"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3658/3569083844_9a6ca271f0_o.jpg" height="78" width="594"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3569083952_35f87430cd_o.jpg" height="326" width="595"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/113566504</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/113566504</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 22:52:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Stop Motion</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Andrew tries for a starring role…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3559681189_4d2bd9346b_o.png" height="559" width="599"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;YOUTUBE VIDEO:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3629/3560495466_3e1bb87c8d_o.png" height="573" width="565"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3315/3559681221_1099757d3f_o.png" height="396" width="566"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2460/3559681275_b81fde6baa_o.png" height="682" width="578"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/112405270</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/112405270</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 14:55:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fight</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Please come watch my fight.  -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img height="303" width="642" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3364/3545514011_2c8107742a_o.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: FIGHT.JPG»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;img height="500" width="417" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3546320576_41063380de.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;img height="172" width="588" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3547/3546321290_5879123cc2_o.png"/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: ADRIANLEWIS.JPG»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;img height="500" width="417" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3545513685_d158aee9e5.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/110036059</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/110036059</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 12:04:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just hangin’ out at my parents’ house in Vermont,...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4674573&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4674573&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4674573&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just hangin’ out at my parents’ house in Vermont, bored. (More of my videos &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/album/10811"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/108502188</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/108502188</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 01:50:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Need witness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;But apparently not that badly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/3531865983_0eea5c687d_o.png" height="315" width="580"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3531866043_3e81ca1df5_o.png" height="485" width="471"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/107969778</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/107969778</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 22:03:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel ashamed...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;…but I can literally think of nothing funny to respond to this amazing post.  I think it might almost be too funny on its own.  Any ideas?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3567/3529247061_617d489e1f_o.jpg" height="501" width="580"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/107469012</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/107469012</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 21:32:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>NCPID</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3608/3516124497_e6164c1c6c_o.png" height="338" width="613"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3376/3516124547_42d40a9af4_o.png" height="179" width="508"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/105593817</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/105593817</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 18:48:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Guys,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry for not updating this blog lately.  I realize you like it, and I like doing it.  It’s just that I’m in the middle of moving to NEW YORK CITY right now and have been pretty occupied with packing and saying goodbye to all my girlfriends (which is hard when they don’t know you’re dating!)  Anyway, I’m at a point now where I can start doing this again.  So, expect a post in a bit!  And if you’re in New York, buy me a drink!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Adrian&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/105335543</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/105335543</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 01:40:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bare Feet</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Andrew has an adventure in foot fetishism.  Feet are probably the biggest fetish on Craigslist, right after BDSM, elbows, large women, latinos, mature, golden showers, leather, exhibitionism, swinging, brooms, etc. (thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.nate-notes.blogspot.com"&gt;Nate Flagg&lt;/a&gt; for the illustration!)  -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3542/3485729201_1bbac1155b_o.jpg" height="634" width="634"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/101506162</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/101506162</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cooking Show</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Pre-order your copy of my forthcoming cookbook, &lt;i&gt;Now You’re Cooking with Questionable Ingredients!&lt;/i&gt;, and get a free grab bag of highly expired foodstuffs. -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«SEE ALSO:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/57135797/food-network-video"&gt;Food Network (Video)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/99756011</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/99756011</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nosejob</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Andrew gives some rhinoplastic advice. -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3637/3463613926_1ebe790318_o.png" height="543" width="567"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/98607670</link><guid>http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post/98607670</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:19:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Patches</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tryouts for the Westover Heights Girls Varsity Waterboarding team start next Friday, 6:30 am. -A.L.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: WATERBOARDING.JPG»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;«ATTACHMENT: PATCH.JPG»&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(Thanks to Sue for the tip.  If you find any weird Craigslist posts please email: repletewithadrian@gmail.com)&lt;/p&gt;
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