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Scam targeted at asians who want to be slaves

So I responded to an ad and it turned out to be just a scam targeted at Asians who want to be slaves.  A revolutionary new marketing strategy?

-A.L.

(Thanks to Kenneth for tipping me off to this post.  If you find any good posts please email: repletewithadrian@gmail.com)

Here is the email I got back from “Amanda,” annotated to show my thoughts as I read the email:

1. You want to put an enormous strap-on inside of my small, Asian body.   What else do I need to know?
2. I know of a really great nickle arcade that we can go to after the strap-on thing.
3. This sounds like a believable thing that a woman would email to me.
4. Maybe you should buy a smaller bed?  Unless you have a really big bedroom, then that might be kind of weird and echo-y?
5. Does it still count as “getting laid” if the only part of you that touches me is a prosthetic penis?
6. I’m interviewing potential slave mistresses at five, seven and eight but I’m totally free besides that.
7. Wait, I said I was free tomorrow!  I can cancel the other interviews!
8. Nah, let’s just meet tomorrow.
9. Wait a second…
10. This… this was all a scam? But… I love you, Amanda.
11. :(

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