READER CHALLENGE: We made an army
Comrades: Good job with the Reader Challenge. We just gave our country a massive and well-equipped submarine to use in the Underwater War on Drugs or whatever they’re calling it these days. According to my made up calculations, we sent Militiaman over seven hundred applications for his anti-drug squadron:
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APPLICATIONS TO JOIN THE MILITIA
Emilio sent in this application from a deceased Vietnam Vet:
Kevin is Eastern European:
“Get” brags about his weapons skills:
Bobby meets all the requirements:
Nick gets serious:
Miguel gets bonus points for writing in ALL CAPS:
Andrew is not the best candidate:
Patrick did some calculations:
And I offer my experience in the broom manufacturing industry:
Good job, guys. Also, Militiaman discovered my reader challenge and put up a really cool post about it. He called me a “communist/liberal,” which is really insulting to me. I am definitely not a liberal.
-A.L.
P.S. If you sent me an application and I didn’t put it on the website, sorry.
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