READER CHALLENGE: Let's form a militia
Readers of Craigslisting, you have helped me out before, and now I have another challenge for you. I found this ad on the San Francisco Craigslist, posted by a guy who wants to form a militia comprised of “a small elite group of men (and a few women)” to drive out the mexican drug cartel that he says controls large swaths of Livermore, CA. According to this modern day minuteman, “if Livermore had a militia with a mere 500 members the drug cartels would be drive out and never allowed to take root there.” Do you conceive of where I’m going with this?
DO YOU PERCEIVE THE DIRECTION IN WHICH MY BRAIN FINGER IS GESTURING???
Yes: Everyone who reads this blog must respond to this man and volunteer their services for his vaguely racist and definitely sexist paramilitary group by doing the following:
- Go here to read the full ad.
- Email him an application to become a member of his militia. Maybe talk about your demolition skills or why you hate the Mexicans. If you are Mexican, try to convince him you are not a spy.
- Email screenshots of your emails and any responses from him (or just forward them) to repletewithadrian@gmail.com—I will put the best and funniest ones on this website.
- Try not to get murdered?
GO GO GO GO (I just sent in my application) GO GO GO GO
