craigslisting

Need witness

But apparently not that badly.

-A.L.

I feel ashamed...

…but I can literally think of nothing funny to respond to this amazing post.  I think it might almost be too funny on its own.  Any ideas?

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SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING

Guys,

Sorry for not updating this blog lately.  I realize you like it, and I like doing it.  It’s just that I’m in the middle of moving to NEW YORK CITY right now and have been pretty occupied with packing and saying goodbye to all my girlfriends (which is hard when they don’t know you’re dating!)  Anyway, I’m at a point now where I can start doing this again.  So, expect a post in a bit!  And if you’re in New York, buy me a drink!

-Adrian

Bare Feet

Andrew has an adventure in foot fetishism.  Feet are probably the biggest fetish on Craigslist, right after BDSM, elbows, large women, latinos, mature, golden showers, leather, exhibitionism, swinging, brooms, etc. (thanks to Nate Flagg for the illustration!)  -A.L.

Cooking Show

Pre-order your copy of my forthcoming cookbook, Now You’re Cooking with Questionable Ingredients!, and get a free grab bag of highly expired foodstuffs. -A.L.

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Nosejob

Andrew gives some rhinoplastic advice. -A.L.

Patches

Tryouts for the Westover Heights Girls Varsity Waterboarding team start next Friday, 6:30 am. -A.L.

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Wanna get pregnant?

This guy has a very generous offer. -A.L.

(Thanks to Sue for the tip.  If you find any weird Craigslist posts please email: repletewithadrian@gmail.com)